Too lazy to put the friends filter on so you KNOW Ian is pissing himself right about now.
Too lazy to put the friends filter on so you KNOW Ian is pissing himself right about now.
THIS WILL NOT LEAVE MY HEAD and I cannot decide if this is good or bad. Lead singer's hot though.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/07528
WANT. As someone pointed out on
manics_lolz it will either be an indepth and well researched read or a TOTAL LOLGASM.
SOME LITTLE FUCKER CUNT HAS ROBBED MY IPOD. Complete with pikeylicious Swarovski headphones. CUNT. Los Parentos have offered to replace it for my birthday, bless them. All a bit distratced by Family Bollockz which I may also post about if I can keep the emo level down.
Internet dramaz of the highest order: google "April Rose is fake/April Rose hoax/April Rose scam." Read it and weep. How twisted?
Bed nao. Miss yiz.
xx
Writing the final 900 words of pointless essay. Consultant tomorrow. Eek.
Ganked from
RULES: You can only answer with "Yes" or "No." You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments or messages you and asks, and believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming.
( gagagaga )
WHY I CANS NOT DOWNLOAD NEW MANICZ ALBUM IN WORKABLE FORMAT?
WHY DOES THE INTERNET HATE ME?
Placementplacementgetswornatbyoldmenhome
Naaah, 'snot so bad. I am absolutely fucking shattered, got me some iron deficiency anaemia there which seems to want to get worse notwithstanding iron treatment, so we are busy ruling out Things Inside Me That Might Be Bleeding. I don't have ulcerative colitis so yey! I'll get back to you on that.
Now have people to move into the house, and I have shotgun on the fucking huge downstairs room. WINZ0RZ. Have to move an extremely disgruntled Lola, who nommed her spay wound open and is now wearing a lampshade and cursing me openly. Moving to be done on 1st May. Is weird. End of era, etc. Though the girls are only moving down the road, so.
SCARY BUISNESS: The DWP gon' take mah shit. Well, they are sending me an IB50 to assess my continuing eligibility for Incapacity Benefit. PHEAR. They are notorious bastards and now there is this ESA thing and it is fucking impossible to live on the social work bursary which is why everyone else lives with their parents GAAAAH. So that's a worry. Any suggestions?
Miss you all. How's it going?
Got memey listy things to do and lulz to report but FIRST AN ANNOUNCEMENT:
Writing journal, like I sed:
Don't expect genuis, I'm just whacking up everything I've got knocking around for a bit of crit to see if I can get going again. Readers welcome, criticism welcome, I won't cry, I'm hard. No seriously, concrit means I'll love you forever. Show people if you think they'll be interested. If you don't care, get on with your life unsullied.
A self-indulgent meme, thieved from Nats.
One little compliment can make you feel amazing. So give me a compliment, anything in the entire world, even that my shoelaces are pretty. Put this in your journal. And once you get some comments, put that entry in a memory or tag and when you are feeling down, just go to that entry and this will remind you how great you are.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?V
mine mine mine all miiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.....present for my "clean" year.
Just finished my law excercise, 40% of the Foundation module. I have failed. I almost went past the 10% extra buffer on the word limit, and I still left loads of shit out and I'm sure I referenced wrong, but I did get in lessons from a couple of public inquiries and went on about social work values and OH SHIT I FORGOT TO REFERENCE THE GSCC CODE OF ETHICS. Ah well, fuck all I can do about it now. Even if I fail I may not need to resubmit because I passed the other 60% okay.
I wish for MOAR SNOW. Although no snow just means lecture, which tomorrow is by interesting guy who works with child sex offenders. Also, does anyone know how to use cdburnerxp? I ruined six DVD-Rs trying to convert something to ISO then burn it. FAIL.
Beings as how I'm posting anyway and there's bugger all on telly I shall do the scary honesty meme, but ONLY because I have been relentlessly bullied into doing so.
I feel a bit sick. Srsly.
( Away we go.... )
I cannot unsee her. THIS is a Christmas song, bitch. Do you speak it?
Oh my god the indie cuteness.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/iPod-Nano-8gb-3rd-G
Someone has a broken iPod. They are attempting to get CASH MONEY in exchange for said useless piece of wank.
PEOPLE ARE PAYING FOR IT? EVEN THOUGH IT'S CLEARLY BUSTED TO FUCK?
It's red as well. Slacktivism AND audacious greed! What a star!
*flicks through 4th gen nano*
Jesus. Argh. Grr. Why?
This is the problem with LJ (and the web, in general): we all think we are so close, but in actuality we know very little about each other. So, in order to attempt to fix that, I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about. Ask away.
Also, not a meme, but: I have a new iPod. Recommend me a song to put on it.
They just had the most EPIC torn vagina. And then reminded me of the time my auntie almost glued her foof shut.
FLASHY STYLE UPDATE:
Bunny Girl has been rehomed with a lady called Isla who has guaranteed that she won't euthanize her unless it becomes medically necessary. My life is now shared by little miss Lola Ana Sophie Moose-Bun (who wanted a better name than Dusty Goldfrapp Suzuki Preston) who ended up with Isla because her moronic breeder apparently couldn't sell an "old" (two and a half months) rabbit. She is a Netherland Dwarf, so she has a cage, which Dusty would never tolerate, and she seems quite placid and very sweet, though not as laid back as El Dust. She's clearly been handled a lot, which makes life easier for me, and she likes to sit on your chest. I'm trying to suss out what else she likes, but my overriding emotion at the minute is WTF THIS ISN'T DUSTY. It will change, anon.
I went to the head of programme to talk about the Tutor of Fail, and was told her mother died over the summer. Now I feel like an evil wench and still don't have my placement form filled in.
Tomorrow I am going to Sunderland to be assessed fit for practic learning. I am scared.
I am on quetiapine, which is producing the pleasant sensation of being suspended upside down in a tub full of water and Valium. Slight downsides:if you sit for more than five minutes your blood pressure slam dunks when you get up and you almost/actually pass out, depending how long you were sat for. Also I am so, so, so fucking tired.
I just had a delicious bagel, now THAT'S what the LJ massive want to read about.
