HAHAHHAAHA NO YOU CAN'T BE FUCKING SERIOUS:

http://www.thinkb4youspeak.com/psa.asp?play=tvspots&video=TV_FittingRoom_30
Watch the How To videos. Watch them. This HAS to be epic satire rite?

Jan Moir is a nasty, disgusting troglodyte with no claim to journalistic skill other than ownership of a pen. Being sued into an overdraft by the family of the man she happily slandered is far less than she deserves. That is all.

Aw, fuck.

I just  bought a load of swarovski crystal star beads off Ebay.

BUT THEY HAD EIGHT COLOURS! EIGHT! THE BEAD SHOP ONLY HAS TWO!

Anyone want any jewelery so I can justify this?

OK, I return. Explanation and meme under cut.

 

( cut for sneakrits and length )

QUICKLY, CHILDREN!

THE SUGABABES ARE IMPLODING! ITS ON DIGITALSPY SO IT MUST BE TRUE!

Already they've found a new one. When the bomb drops there'll just be loads of diamonds from everyone's compressed carbon and cockroaches and the Sugababes will fight over them.

MY BROTHER: You know, I can't think of any job gayer than hairdressing?
CRAIG: Cabin crew?
MY BROTHER: No
MY DAD.....Buttplug salesman?
ME :*chokestodeathOMGWTFBBQ*

Poor dear James Allan has wandered off somewhere and everyone's rather worried about him. I do hope he is OK and comes back to write more hopelessly optimistic somgs about how great soshul werk is.

Cause that is PRECISELY what I do all day when I'm not making tea or reading about empowerment. Nice choon tho.

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Take the quiz.
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( in here! )give blue_bunny_pazfor his/her birthday? Something obscure and FMF-y. If he knew her, which he doesn't.
2) How would blue_bunny_pazkill greeneyedcrafts? She wouldn't.
3) How would dandybunconquer the world? Already has
4) What is kay_robinson's favorite color? She's fictional so whatever you want
5) What animal should greeneyedcraftsbe combined with? A siamese cat
6) Have you flirted with __wevebeenhad? Well I fucked him for three years, so I must have made some impression
7) Would you wrestle gaspode38in jello? That sounds lulzy.OK
8) What do you agree with childofrosesabout? Pulp being awesome
9) Does ducklingsmithdo drugs? I doubt it
10) What would you do if you found out mothergoddamnhas a crush on you? Strut!
11) What would furrymobdo differently in your shoes? Eat holes in all my jeans
12) Where was princess_loobyborn? Er...shit, I do know this!
13) If teddybunbuncommanded an army, who would be his/her followers? Bunnehs
14) Does fucking_sodhave a crush on kay_robinson? No, she is a fictional character I'll wager he has never heard of
15) Did rebnessbreak up with you? AND SHE SPENT ALL THE MONEY FOR TAMSIN'S VIOLA LESSONS ON HER SEX CHANGE!
16) What word best describes princess_looby? Leila
17) How long have you known melys_cerys? Ten years?
18) What would you do if mcgarrygirl78died? That would be very sad indeed.
19) One thing you can't stand about rebness? She abandoned me and our children to pursue her transexual dreams in Spain Bitch.
20) If forest_roseand princess_loobywere spliced together, what would be its name? Nataleila. Don't steal it, it's copyright
21) What flavor of jello would __wevebeenhadbe? Lemon
22) Have you ever dated kathleenalice? No, but I've been violated by her cat
23) Is paraxenian emo? Nah, she's probably a fucking goth
24) What planet should neurotripsybe from? I'm sure there's one she'd like that I don't know about
25) What is melys_cerys's shoe size? er.....6?
26) What song/movie would you recommend to numbpill? Heathers, I think it would amuse her
27) Is gaspode38your best friend? She's well up the list.
28) Is fucking_sodfriends with gaspode38? No, which is a shame as everyone should know Melissa.
29) Are paraxeniand blue_bunny_pazmarried? No but DUDE HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE?
30) Does forest_rosego to your school? She used to go to my work.</div>
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AUGH FUCK I just did this awesome quiz where I speculated on you all and the HTML will not work. FAGGOTRY

Henry standing at the front door, pointing his car keys and hammering on the button, completely baffled as to why the door will not open, as the car locks and unlocks audibly behind him.

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Apparently bone contusion is a thing?

I haz it.

Owie.

Right, I'm on a mission. I'm finishing the fucking radio script.
I need readers, people, the thing has to be gutted and reassembled.
I can pay in cola bottles.
Anyone?

..I are doing absolutely shit all (save manic phonearounds due to DWP cuntishness)

I am aided in this noble pursuit by:

*Pomegranete Rubicon
*Holding a treat just above Lola's head out of her eyeline and watching her ASPLOAD
*Books which are a compilation of blog posts by people working in public service
*Asda bloomer loaves
*Cherry Coke
*South Park (I LOVE YOU TREY PARKER FOR GIVING ME PERMISH TO DOWNLOAD IT ALL)
*Mismatched pyjamas with cherries on top and stars on the bottom.

Soon I will do my portfolio, essentially a folder full of irrelevant wank which nevertheless MUST BE HANDED IN, and hound the dental hospital for proof of my week long pus-spitting residence for my Mitigating Circumstances, and then hopefully not be too far off sailing unencumbered into Year 2. I could so do without a whole extra placement.

What else...

Parentals visiting on Thursday for MAH BIRFDAY even though it's not til Saturday so that doesn't even add up. They want to go to the Metro Centre.Why? Why?

Also I have memes to do when I can be fooked to go back and get 'em from the comments. You haven't had my opinion forced down your throat for far too long, dears.

Failed.

Too lazy to put the friends filter on so you KNOW Ian is pissing himself right about now.

Distracting me from the heyowge pile of soshul work learninz that need to be in place by next Monday (my policy on self harm among older people is DA FUN-EST!) are the following:

THIS WILL NOT LEAVE MY HEAD and I cannot decide if this is good or bad. Lead singer's hot though.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/0752898353/ref=s9_simp_gw_s8_p14_t1?pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_s=center-1&pf_rd_r=14NC0A9VZ38WNPFR3NEM&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=467198433&pf_rd_i=468294

WANT. As someone pointed out on manics_lolz  it will either be an indepth and well researched read or a TOTAL LOLGASM.

SOME LITTLE FUCKER CUNT HAS ROBBED MY IPOD. Complete with pikeylicious Swarovski headphones. CUNT. Los Parentos have offered to replace it for my birthday, bless them. All a bit distratced by Family Bollockz which I may also post about if I can keep the emo level down.

Internet dramaz of the highest order: google "April Rose is fake/April Rose hoax/April Rose scam." Read it and weep. How twisted?

Bed nao. Miss yiz.

xx

 

DID SUSAN BOYLE GET 136'd? DID SHE? I MUST KNOW.

Writing the final 900 words of pointless essay. Consultant tomorrow. Eek.

Ganked from neurotripsy . Missed me?

RULES: You can only answer with "Yes" or "No." You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments or messages you and asks, and believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming.
( gagagaga )

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


WHY I CANS NOT DOWNLOAD NEW MANICZ ALBUM IN WORKABLE FORMAT?

WHY DOES THE INTERNET HATE ME?