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keep_warm
30 January 2012 @ 08:23 pm
In brief:

1: Various certificates/furry graduation robes/checks recieved, I am now officially a Proper Social Worker, awaiting start of six month contract. YOWZA

2: Lola died in September, my poor little moose bun. Monty is now an alone-outdoor bun, but he seems very happy with it, especially when he has whole apples all to himself.

3. Still too lazy to finish writing anything

4. Appear to be permanent fixture in Durham

5. Actually that's about it

You?
 
 
keep_warm
16 January 2012 @ 06:12 pm
Anyone still even reading Elj?

'Cause I got updates and shit but I'm not gonna talk to myself.

I'll get Tumblr if it comes to it.
 
 
being: curiouscurious
 
 
keep_warm
14 November 2011 @ 12:07 am
Whassappenin, Elj? Where are you all?
 
 
keep_warm
27 June 2011 @ 09:14 pm
 Passed mah dissertation.

W00t w00t only got to wait bizzarely til the end of July for this to be confirmed then have to go through intrusive registration wank involving all my doctors because I'm not as good as normal people, then I can has a job!


OH SWEET CHRIST SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME A JOB

 
 
 
keep_warm
03 June 2011 @ 12:22 am

lol phone eljay test

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keep_warm
30 March 2011 @ 10:52 pm
Fuck me, tumbleweed across eljay this week. If you've all been doing productive worthwhile things I'll be very disappointed.
 
 
keep_warm
27 March 2011 @ 10:39 am
It's half ten on a Sunday morning
Not only am I up, I have:

*Cleaned out and fed the rabbits
*Had a proper breakfast with which to take my morning crazy sweeties like they keep telling me I have to
*Done the dishes
*Hoovered the living room and kitchen (admittedly, they comprise different bits of what is essentially the same room but still)
*Put the bins out
*Flash Lemon'ed all the surfaces
*Washed my hair

It must be the clocks. I get very funny about clock forward and backing. Cause surely that must mean that the time is wrong, ALL THE TIME. You can't add or remove an hour, if you're dealing with a discrete 24 hour period in order to change the clocks time itself would have to be wrong and oh no I've gone cross eyed.

Still, the kip's clean.
 
 
being: boredbored
 
 
keep_warm
23 March 2011 @ 10:34 pm

I have had this song on repeat all day. Fierce, 80s ginger style.
 
 
keep_warm
17 March 2011 @ 07:48 pm


So, after four years, one abortive start, one utter fail,a whole heap of financial problems, three Lorazepam a day, one deranged tutor,several nervous breakdowns and six months child catching......

I have passed placement 2.


With a glowing report, in fact.


I have a dissertation to write, and I will write it, and I will try and make it good.

But even if I set fire to it, I would still hold a DipSW.

Basically. I IZ B SOSHUL WERKER
 

I'm just.......dude. I'm writing like an Oscar speech of everyone I want to thank and squeaking at the bunnies.


 
 
being: ecstaticecstatic
 
 
keep_warm
13 March 2011 @ 03:45 pm

Kids! Kids! I HAVE FOUND SOMETHING MORE PAINFUL THAN A DISLOCATED SHOULDER.

I'd like to post a pithy description and have you all going "One LOVES reading Emma's journal, one gets witty repartee combined with a delicious edge of academia and pictures of Ana Matronic." But I just can't. Nothing I can offer you matches the skullfuck of going into this blind.

I not type. You click.


 

http://www.smashwords.com/extreader/read/17579/1/a-letter-to-justin-biebers-hair